Sunday, September 24, 2006

And its the one yr anniversary for this blog as well.

Of course, its dead now, but it still was a fun flog.

Thusly, Many happy returns of the day, focker ol' chap, and may you rest in peace too :)

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Temporarily Shut Down

Dear All,

Clearly, everyone is too busy to bother updating this blog.
We are shutting down this blog.
Temporarily, we hope.

Meanwhile, check out the Archives.
Some of the earlier posts are really funny.

Goodbye!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

- 19 sardars went 4a film.
On asking them y they came in a big group of 19?
They replied that the film was only for above 18........


- Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar -If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

- A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why?
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".


- CRICKET
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
"What happened?" asked Surjit.
"Yaar, I lost Rs.800 in a bet yesterday."
"How come?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between
India and England was being shown live on T.V.
I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."
"But that's only Rs.500, where did the rest go?"
Yaar, I bet on the highlights too!"

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

Saved By The Bell

I was just about to do a post announcing the temporary shut-down of this blog when I read Nilesh's new post.
This blog is/was a labour of love and it pained me to see it being neglected (I am to blame too, of course). So I thought it would be better to shut it down officially for a while.
But Nilesh has saved the day.
Good.

Fockers, let's try and un-neglect this blog if we can.

So long, then.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Here is a letter sent to a Sardar by his mother -

My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles. I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Love - Mom. P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter

Saturday, January 21, 2006

...

I hvaent posted here in a long time.
Thusly, I post here.

That is all.

PS-Nikhil is the hottest thing in the underground.
But that is given, considering the people and other organisms that live there.

Anyway...last I heard, Nilesh was looking for a marriage proposals.
Girls and others, here is your chance.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Once all the scientists die and go toheaven............They decide to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has theden...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then startsearching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands initright in front of Einstein...........
Einstein's counting......97,98,99.....100........He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing infront........
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he provesthat he is not

Newton..........



can u guess it?????


NEWTON SAYS
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Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1msquared.....That makes me Newton per meter squared......since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal,I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!"


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