Sunday, October 09, 2005

Divya Focker

Hello ppl!
This is a very special post for us.
Two reasons.
One, this is our very first joint post.
Two, we have a guest Focker this time : Divya.
I'm sure some of you might have received an email from Divya which had a list of what she'd learnt from her classmates at VM.
If you haven't, she obviously doesn't consider you important enough.
But we, The Fockers, do not make that kind of discrimination.
All our readers are important to us.
Especially if you are female, pretty and single.

Anyway, we decided to 'add' our views/comments/opinions to her list.

CAUTION : This post is totally uncut, unedited and uncensored. There is a lot of vulgarity, obscenity, and foul language.
So if you cannot handle it,
Fuck Off!

We'd like to tell the people who are mentioned in this list that we have nothing personal against them.
No, actually, we do.
But time and distance has healed everything.
Well, most of it anyway.
So what we're trying to say is that if we ever meet any of you again, we'll smile, say Hello, and be normal with you.
That is, basically, we are two-faced, lying, cheating, back-stabbing bastards.
And we LOVE it.

We have used certain short-forms.
Nil - Nilesh
TSB - TS Bharat
Nik - Nikhil
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
jk - Joking
ROFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing

So, here is The Focker Version of 'Divya's List' :

---BHARAT'S VERSION-------------------------------------------------

Well....This is a tribute to 12A. The class i really enjoyed, n will always look back to...when i need some happy memories n my bag! N this piece is abt what i learnt from each n every person in 12A...yes, i did learn something from everyone!So here goes....
TSB - great times...and i really mean it. and btw, i think i m feeling emotion after this list for the first time.
wooooooooooo!!

In Random order...

I've learnt,
How to keep to myself, not take to heart what others say...and how to maintain individuality...From Padmaja
TSB - i ve learnt that ignoring people is always a great way to make people go away. i dont think i ve spoken over 4 sentences to padmaja...she always ignored me :(
or maybe thats because i kept teasing her with caulagi :D

I've learnt,
That stubborn people can be sweet, and that people who claim to be 'stone hearted' or 'non-sentimental' from the outside, are not very much so from within...From Karthika
TSB - i ve learnt that she has a great handwritng, and that she almost screwed up my nature club certificate by writing Rabindranath Tagore instead of my name. She took all the teasing with Premai bravely, or atleast she looked like it. The note passing betn all of us in LV's class was amazing fun.

I've learnt,
That a little encouragement always helps...and that one should believe in one's own ideals...and heed to one's own priorties before others'...From Charenya
TSB - true stuff...ignore others priortiies till you're finished with your own. Thats always been my downfall/ whatever. i cared too much for my friend's priorities, even at the expense of my own. Btw, i never really learned how to pronounce her name..."Chaaranyaa"

I've learnt,
That sheer hardwork and dedication does pay!!....From Deepika
TSB - another person i never got along to talking much. though i guess i was jealous a bit of her marks. freaking genius :mad:

I've learnt,
That realising differences is a part of friendship...but that actually brings friends closer to each other....From Lavanya
TSB - LV 2. by the name i mean. enjoyed the note passing as well

I've learnt,
That you don't necessarily need to talk endlessly to a person to be a good friend...From Caulagi
TSB - great guy...even though i teased him a lot, he took it strongly. and really hellpful, though i must tell him...THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH COPYING STUFF!!

I've learnt,
The likes of a true Leo...and that people have facades...that can be penetrated if u want to...and the inside is definitely different. And...that sometimes, you just fail to get an adjective for a few people!....From Nikhil
TSB - really helpful guy. if you count the total time i ve spent in his house trying to get stuff like notes etc, it would go upto 3-4 months.
Though his books were too neat dammit...
btw nikhil, remember that small scooter accident we had when you were coming home with me?
amazing fun in the back benches in 11th.

I've learnt,
That true friendship has the least of 'sorries' and 'thank-you's...and that sometimes, its better to be pessimistic than optimistic...and people can change a hell alot of things when there's a will...From Nilesh
TSB - too deep. sorrry. but nilesh...great guy and funny as hell. it was amazing fun in the back benches of 11th. i think it was his jokes that made me start to say stupid things myself...i remember i was a quiet boy when i first came to school.

I've learnt,
That whatever happens, sentiments should not serve as an obstacle...and a few things are just understood, without questions or answers... From Ananya
TSB - never talked much with her. though i remember she used to hate premsai and vice versa

I've learnt,
That there's fun in whatever you do...if you don't think of the pressure and the 'winning'...From Premsai
TSB - i ve learnt that wearing your pants below your ass is not a good wayy to get girls. though it is a way to be popular.
btw...great guitarist...though from time to time, it got to his head. And his thatha hated me to the core. because prem koodi was caught smoking one day and he said that i was the one smoking and thats why the cigerrate smell is on him :mad:

I've learnt,
That family matters...and that there are a few things friends sometimes fail to understand....From Anu
TSB - one of the few girls in our school who had a solid sense of humour. the others were lavanya and divya, anjali to an extent

I've learnt,
That the words that come out from the mouth, don't necessarily come out from the heart...and a smile doesn't always conceal, the eyes reveal...From Nivas
TSB - our bandha dude. i remember all the crap he used to build...and also remember one conversation we had after kpr's class when all of us decided to tell him it was bullshit. we used to tease him with so many girls...divya, charu, aishwarya...

I've learnt,
That it doesn't take a very long time to build a feeling towards a thing, place or person...but a lifetime to let it go...From Nitya
TSB - i remember practising the skit thing for entrenous in 11th in her house and 12th in nidhi. possible matter with eshwaran...but that was because they were very good friends.

I've learnt,
That being yourself all the time, and sticking to a few sensible ideals of your own...does make you a little popular,maybe not always but sometimes, definitely....From Eshwran
TSB - bloody eacha. he used to play politics with his friends, and used it to get himself or his friends ahead. in 11th. he sucked at goalkeeping in football and still got into the team over good players. in 12th, he chose barani in a kabbaddi match over me, i may not be good in kabbadi, but atleast i m bigger than barani :mad:

I've learnt,
That how much ever 'polite' or 'sweet' one might seem from the outside, there are always the other 'normal' feelings within...n they are not to be taken for granted...From Revathy
TSB - really quiet. forget speaking to her, i dont even think i ve heard her voice.
though she could get shout really looudly if necessary. scary

I've learnt,
That a song in your heart and your mouth, gives you a good break...and that music is great shelter!! From Shruti
TSB - one of the major things i remember abt her was in 11th when jaravind's pen wasnt working. he tried shaking it and got ink all over shrruti, who was sitting next to her table. really funny thing that was...with jaravind's sorry in a british accent and shruti trying not to get angry. in the end shruti finally got pissed off and told jaravind to stop the funny accent. amazing comedy that was.

I've learnt,
That having a good sense of humour is always nice! From Bharat
TSB - wooo!!

I've learnt,
That a smile can be the most comforting thing...the brightest thing...and that some people are hopelessly sugar-coated...From Nidhee
TSB - the one person i was scared off.
she was taller than me :(
jk...great person...

I've learnt,
That believing in your thoughts...and putting them forward when necessary, does make people 'like' you for what you are...From Madhura
TSB - i still have no idea why i was teased with her. my enemies used her as a pawn against me :mad:
but she was friendly

I've learnt,
That we sometimes tend to be most stubborn and curt with people we like alot...From Harini
TSB - i m stubborn and curt all the time. i d be even more stubborn and curt if i knew what it means :D
jk...i ve seen her a few times around the mylapore temple with her brother.

I've learnt,
That creativity has no bounds...From Preethi
TSB - great artist. and lv's favourite student

I've learnt,
That the most unexpected people can be amazingly nice...From Padma
TSB - she one the best supporting actress for ouy kailash house play. she was one of the only girls with a decent role in any of the hosues :p

I've learnt,
That pessimism, sometimes, helps you see the reality in situations...From Harsha
TSB - has harsha ever said anything +ve? he'd be a great critic

I've learnt,
That being outspoken and frank does help...maybe not always! ;-) From Shishir
TSB - Shishir "Mine is bigger than your's" Ramkumar. And he was related to shaku. i think most people remember him for this mainly.
he was a cool guy...sick but cool (Y)

I've learnt,
That a smile does not always conceal nervousness...but hell, it does help! From Ramya
TSB - was this why she kept that dirty smile on her face always? it was kind of creepy.
she was nice and helpful

I've learnt,
That we should sometimes be easy going, cuz somethings just aren't worth the stress...and the amusing art of palm reading!! From Hemanth
TSB - great guy...had his own uniique sense of humour. had great fun in the front benches in 12th with him

I've learnt,
That people Sometimes aren't what they seem to be...From Jaravind
TSB - Jaravindeah...i made that name for him! apparently his parents and sister call him jaravind now. the first guy i met in vm...amazing fellow...or fellows, if you follow the jaravind=5 people logic. i ll never forget his gorrilla-like forearms :p
but seriously, and integral part of the back benches...others include nikhil, nilesh and srinivas.
man..i dont think hes gone a day without threatening to belt me for making fun of him, and i ve never gone a day without making him laugh or teasing him.
the best part of him was his british accent (refer to the shruti post as well) :D

I've learnt,
That what i believe is true! and there's no one whoz changing that!! From Barani
TSB - bloody bharani...got a lot of privelege because of his closeness to eaccha.
but hes a good guy...and funny from time-time

I've learnt,
That bunking school may be fun!!! From...Guess who????? ok...Niranjan obviously!!
TSB - who is niranjan?
jk...he was my blr buddy....same city :D

thats it from me...later all

---Nikhil's Version-------------------------------------------------

Well....This is a tribute to 12A. The class i really enjoyed, n will always look back to...when i need some happy memories n my bag! N this piece is abt what i learnt from each n every person in 12A...yes, i did learn something from everyone!So here goes....
NIK - I didn't particularly enjoy my time in VM. 12th especially, was very bad. But of course, being with Nilesh, Bharat, Caulagi, Jaravind, Srinivas, Niranjan and Shishir was fun, but I think I could've had more fun if I had stayed back here.
Damn!
And I didn't really learn anything from anybody. So my version is more of a 'memories' thing than that 'learnt' crap.

In Random order...

I've learnt,
How to keep to myself, not take to heart what others say...and how to maintain individuality...From Padmaja
NIK - She was the only other Leo in class. Not a very cool one, I must say (though after coming to college, where there are like 7 other Leos, I have realized that Leo does not necessarily equal cool. So basically this zodiac thingy is bullshit. Damn). Another thing I rmbr abt her is how a few of us managed to make her cry on like the 3rd or 4th day of school (I think it was Caulagi and Harsha). Man, I was terrified. (Yeah, I get scared when girls cry. Japanese Voodoo thing) And of course, Nilesh bugging Padmaja in the elec lab was too funny *LOL* She used to shout "Nillllesshhhhh" *LOL*

I've learnt,
That stubborn people can be sweet, and that people who claim to be 'stone hearted' or 'non-sentimental' from the outside, are not very much so from within...From Karthika
NIK - I think she was a goat and not a goatherd. That's not so good. And she was a competent TT player, but *of course*, Niranjan and me have never lost to her (and Harini).

I've learnt,
That a little encouragement always helps...and that one should believe in one's own ideals...and heed to one's own priorties before others'...From Charenya
NIK - I have NEVER spoken to her. NEVER. But I rmbr how she helped our team in elec exhibition by painting something for us. Thank You. And why does she misspell her name? Doesn't 'Charanya' look better than 'Charenya'?

I've learnt,
That sheer hardwork and dedication does pay!!....From Deepika
NIK - Again, someone I have NEVER spoken to. I rmbr she had a squeaky voice, kinda like the one you hear when you stamp/squeeze those dolls. Reminded me of a mouse.

I've learnt,
That realising differences is a part of friendship...but that actually brings friends closer to each other....From Lavanya
NIK - I rmbr our English project in 11th, when all of us assembled at her house (and Eshwran came looking like a snake *LOL*)
She's a good person to have in your team. Then I rmbr Nilesh giving her a fake b'day gift (it was a fused bulb and sand, I think). Then I rmbr she kept using 'Be Yourself' and 'Keep Smiling' everywhere, which are totally empty phrases (*pity*)

I've learnt,
That you don't necessarily need to talk endlessly to a person to be a good friend...From Caulagi
NIK - He was one of my best mates in Chennai. And he was my shopping partner on those trips to Spencer (back then, that is). I rmbr how I took him out for lunch at this really swank Mexican restaurant and how the idiot vomited there (not at the table, obviously) AFTER ordering the food, and I ended up having to eat what I had ordered AND half of what the idiot had ordered. I have never had Mexican food since.

I've learnt,
The likes of a true Leo...and that people have facades...that can be penetrated if u want to...and the inside is definitely different. And...that sometimes, you just fail to get an adjective for a few people!....From Nikhil
NIK - I rmbr jus how damn good at Dumb Charades I was (and how Bharat in the 11th, and Srinivas in the 12th, ruined our chances in Entrenous). I miss that abt VM. You see, ppl in my clg think 'Dumb C' is what you call fat women.

I've learnt,
That true friendship has the least of 'sorries' and 'thank-you's...and that sometimes, its better to be pessimistic than optimistic...and people can change a hell alot of things when there's a will...From Nilesh
NIK - Such a great friend. He was jus so damn funny. He made my life in Chennai so much more bearable (though towards the end he dumped me for Revathy and her gang *sniff*) And this guy is sooo sensitive. Say the wrong thing to him, and you're out.
And New Yorker is our *favourite* restaurant, isn't it Nilesh? *ROFL*

I've learnt,
That whatever happens, sentiments should not serve as an obstacle...and a few things are just understood, without questions or answers... From Ananya
NIK - I won't even fuckin' comment on this one

I've learnt,
That there's fun in whatever you do...if you don't think of the pressure and the 'winning'...From Premsai
NIK - I jus think he was so confused. But he was always nice to me, and we've had some good times (him strumming his guitar and singing to me over the phone for an hour was definitely not one of them). And of course, he was way ahead of his time in terms of fashion *ROFL*

I've learnt,
That family matters...and that there are a few things friends sometimes fail to understand....From Anu
NIK - I didn't know her that well. What I rmbr is how I crashed Nilesh's Scooty on her farewell party *LOL*

I've learnt,
That the words that come out from the mouth, don't necessarily come out from the heart...and a smile doesn't always conceal, the eyes reveal...From Nivas
NIK - And The Oscar goes to... OMG, what an actor, both on stage and in real life. I can never EVER forget his performance in front of GP. And he used to lie so damn well. I wish I could be that good. Damn.

I've learnt,
That it doesn't take a very long time to build a feeling towards a thing, place or person...but a lifetime to let it go...From Nitya
NIK - I rmbr she used to paint well. And that she was obsessed with that show 'Friends'. I feel sad for her. What bad taste for a painter *condescending grin*

I've learnt,
That being yourself all the time, and sticking to a few sensible ideals of your own...does make you a little popular,maybe not always but sometimes, definitely....From Eshwran
NIK - What I rmbr most abt him were his futile and oh-so laughable attempts at hitting on girls. The first time I saw this was in the 11th, during the Annual Day (or School Day or whatever it was called) rehearsals. He kept on hitting on our SPL at that time (she was cute, BTW) and it was so fuckin' funny. Finally, she jus walked away or somethin' *LOL*
The second time was in 12th during rehearsal for the play. There was this totally cute Bengali girl (I forgot her name..Sharmishta or somethin') in our play and we were rehearsing in Varun's house. And this idiot kept cracking the stupidest jokes to try and get her attention. *ROFL* Finally she got fed up and asked him how his parents tolerated him *LOL*
And of course, the funniest was in the Table Tennis room, with Niranjan, me, Harini and Karthika (so that made 5 of us). We used to play doubles (so one person used to sit out, in rotation) and this guy wanted to play with the girls and the excuses he made up were *so* funny (and ridiculous). Of course, we used to humour him anyway and have a good laugh afterwards. And he hated someone else coming to play too, 'cos then it made 6 people = 3 fixed teams *ROFL*
Dude, you have the talent, but borrow some class too.

I've learnt,
That how much ever 'polite' or 'sweet' one might seem from the outside, there are always the other 'normal' feelings within...n they are not to be taken for granted...From Revathy
NIK - I've never spoken to her. Rmbr her as having read too many books. And oh yeah, Shishir had a thing for her *ROFL* And I think Eshwran tried to hit on her too *ROFL* "Butter-ball" *LOL*

I've learnt,
That a song in your heart and your mouth, gives you a good break...and that music is great shelter!! From Shruti
NIK - Didn't know her that well either. But Nilesh used to do a *really* funny imitation *LOL*

I've learnt,
That having a good sense of humour is always nice! From Bharat
NIK - Really funny guy. I rmbr his laughter used to sound sooo funny to me in the beginning. And of course, when Jaravind and him were together, it was jus NON - STOP.
And yes Bharat, I do rmbr our lil' accident, where I saved both our asses from being majorly kicked by those auto guys.

I've learnt,
That a smile can be the most comforting thing...the brightest thing...and that some people are hopelessly sugar-coated...From Nidhee
NIK - She was a nice girl. Haha, the only girl I have ever asked to 'fuck off'. Of course, I didn't know it was her. So people, never swear at anyone who taps you from behind without looking over first.

I've learnt,
That believing in your thoughts...and putting them forward when necessary, does make people 'like' you for what you are...From Madhura
NIK - Haha, I rmbr she asked Nilesh to fuck off once *ROFL* I always thought this one was a loose cannon, slightly mad. And I have never seen another pair of sisters (not twins) who look so damn alike.

I've learnt,
That we sometimes tend to be most stubborn and curt with people we like alot...From Harini
NIK - Used to play TT with us, of course. She was in our group for that Eng project too, and she's a good person to have on your team.

I've learnt,
That creativity has no bounds...From Preethi
NIK - Such a sweet girl! I rmbr she made a really great b'day card for me in the 12th with everybody's signature (except Bharat idiot), and that was one of the best b'day gifts I had ever recvd. Thank you so so much!

I've learnt,
That the most unexpected people can be amazingly nice...From Padma
NIK - Knew her briefly during the early part of 11th. Don't think we'd ever talked since *LOL* She was 'ok-weird'.

I've learnt,
That pessimism, sometimes, helps you see the reality in situations...From Harsha
NIK - *ROFL* Harsha was such a NEGATIVE guy. OMG *ROFL* I rmbr Nilesh almost belting him in class one day, and then he completely changed his attitude towards us *LOL* And of course, he was my team-mate for a coupla quizzes, and that was fun. OK, not so much fun.

I've learnt,
That being outspoken and frank does help...maybe not always! ;-) From Shishir
NIK - The guy I sat next to for a whole year. Someone with a loud loud mouth and an even louder voice. This guy was very sensitive too, I mean, he got upset easily. And then there is his infamous comment, which Bharat has already mentioned!
Also a quiz team-mate, very non-interfering *LOL*

I've learnt,
That a smile does not always conceal nervousness...but hell, it does help! From Ramya
NIK - I've haven't spoken much to her either, but I guess she was ok. Of course, Nilesh tells me something else *LOL*

I've learnt,
That we should sometimes be easy going, cuz somethings just aren't worth the stress...and the amusing art of palm reading!! From Hemanth
NIK - He was a damn good chess player. I guess he deserved to be more popular in school than he was. And of course, he was my *hero* for having casually bunked an Eng class *LOL*

I've learnt,
That people Sometimes aren't what they seem to be...From Jaravind
NIK - OMG, what can I say! But he was such a good sport, taking all the jokes and snide remarks and insults very sportingly. Of course, he did have a tendency to become a lil' excited whenever *any* female was around. And God, sometimes he used to come over to my house and talk absolute nonsense for hours together and I used to have to try so hard not to sleep off.
And then of course, there is his *story* with Anjali, which someone just HAS to turn into an episode of 'Losers'. Please.

I've learnt,
That what i believe is true! and there's no one whoz changing that!! From Barani
NIK - Man, all those days going for coaching classes with him. Trained me to be travel-ready for those MTC buses. Damn.
He's a nice guy though. Surprised me a hell lot by calling me up when I was in Chennai. Heard he's become 'cool' now *LOL*

I've learnt,
That bunking school may be fun!!! From...Guess who????? ok...Niranjan obviously!!
NIK - Another great friend from Chennai. We shared a great love for tennis. And we were a good doubles team in TT. He was fun to be with. Of course, Nilesh n him didn't exactly get along so well, so I had to sort of be in between. But Physics project was still super fun, esp when we smuggled out that old project report from the lab, and also when GP caught Nilesh for magnifying his middle finger and showing it to Niranjan *ROFL* *ROFL*

OMG, that's all from me folks!

---NILESH's VERSION-------------------------------------------------

hey people,
I never thought i'd ever send this to u guys...but i guess its no use when its just in my book when u guys may as well read it....n another thing, i never thought i'd ever show this to anyone, so everything in it was meant just for me....so if u think some thing i've said is not true...or u're not happy abt it or something, can't really help it!!! And thanx to all of u....without u guys, i definitely wouldn' have written this....It may be lame, but its definitely straight from the heart! Here goes....
Nil - whata learnin whata learning....i've been learnin since LKG...but still i do my exams badly....
she rites i'd ever send ...ive already read it in 11th...hahah....
STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART..ITS ON THE CARD- COPIED FROM ARCHIES [Tm]

Well....This is a tribute to 12A. The class i really enjoyed, n will always look back to...when i need some happy memories n my bag! N this piece is abt what i learnt from each n every person in 12A...yes, i did learn something from everyone! So here goes....
Nil - what tribute...what we n all superstaraaa? even i liked the class but without teachers n girls...except one....no i won't tell its karthika...
what bag....scrotum...?whose?

In Random order...
Nil- how can random b order? m crappin'

I've learnt,
How to keep to myself, not take to heart what others say...and how to maintain individuality...From Padmaja
Nil - padmaja....khuub maja.....ayah!! heart ha...? what heart...she wont take heart..she'l give heart attack....i remember she told once....I m an ENGINE!!!!! instead of INDIAN....

I've learnt,
That stubborn people can be sweet, and that people who claim to be 'stone hearted' or 'non-sentimental' from the outside, are not very much so from within...From Karthika
Nil - "NO COMMENTS"..yes comments....stone hearted from outside...otha limestone plus concrete from inside....

I've learnt,
That a little encouragement always helps...and that one should believe in one's own ideals...and heed to one's own priorties before others'...From Charenya
Nil- i've learnt how to ignore ppl from her...n be quiet in class n eat the lunch without givin to anybody
char ananya makes one charenya....

I've learnt,
That sheer hardwork and dedication does pay!!....From Deepika
Nil - i hardly work....i've learnt that TSB had a girl called deepika for her...
only office pays...no hardwork....

I've learnt,
That realising differences is a part of friendship...but that actually brings friends closer to each other....From Lavanya
Nil - i've learnt to talk in babys voice from her....

I've learnt,
That you don't necessarily need to talk endlessly to a person to be a good friend...From Caulagi
Nil - i've learnt how to behave like girls in betn guys....i've learnt how not to shag even if i have reached a tender age to do something with my prick...!!!!

I've learnt,
The likes of a true Leo...and that people have facades...that can be penetrated if u want to...and the inside is definitely different. And...that sometimes, you just fail to get an adjective for a few people!....From Nikhil
Nil - ive learnt how to waste calls n increase tel bills....n u dont' get the call back.... i've learnt to take things out from him!!!!

I've learnt,
That true friendship has the least of 'sorries' and 'thank-you's...and that sometimes, its better to be pessimistic than optimistic...and people can change a hell alot of things when there's a will...From Nilesh
Nil - what pessimism...optimism....all i know is abt ORGASM!!!!! no thank u's n all...take n snatch policy!!!

I've learnt,
That whatever happens, sentiments should not serve as an obstacle...and a few things are just understood, without questions or answers... From Ananya
Nil - i ve learnt how to come to a party without being invited...n eat nothin...

I've learnt,
That there's fun in whatever you do...if you don't think of the pressure and the 'winning'...From Premsai
Nil - i've learnt how to save pants cloth by wearing it below ur ARSEHOLE

I've learnt,
That family matters...and that there are a few things friends sometimes fail to understand....From Anu
Nil - ive learnt.......sorry i din learn anything..!!!

I've learnt,
That the words that come out from the mouth, don't necessarily come out from the heart...and a smile doesn't always conceal, the eyes reveal...From Nivas
Nil - ottha u donno abt nivas....he'll lie from everypart of his body!!!

I've learnt,
That it doesn't take a very long time to build a feeling towards a thing, place or person...but a lifetime to let it go...From Nitya
Nil - i've learnt BODY building from nitya!!!! NItya the instrutor

I've learnt,
That being yourself all the time, and sticking to a few sensible ideals of your own...does make you a little popular,maybe not always but sometimes, definitely....From Eshwran
Nil - i've leart how to wag my tail n jhoooolloooooofy in front of girls....

I've learnt,
That how much ever 'polite' or 'sweet' one might seem from the outside, there are always the other 'normal' feelings within...n they are not to be taken for granted...From Revathy
Nil - **CENSORED**- talks abt her tits!!!-gist
I've learnt,
That a song in your heart and your mouth, gives you a good break...and that music is great shelter!! From Shruti
Nil - i've learnt a new breeed of buffalo in shruti!!!

I've learnt,
That having a good sense of humour is always nice! From Bharat
Nil - i ve learnt good sense of tumour from TSB- tit suckin bharat

I've learnt,
That a smile can be the most comforting thing...the brightest thing...and that some people are hopelessly sugar-coated...From Nidhee
Nil - i';ve learnt to make a brand new chair rickety!!!

I've learnt,
That believing in your thoughts...and putting them forward when necessary, does make people 'like' you for what you are...From Madhura
Nil - i've learnt how to have a brit accent plus "cock-tail of accents"....

I've learnt,
That we sometimes tend to be most stubborn and curt with people we like alot...From Harini
Nil - who is she?

I've learnt,
That creativity has no bounds...From Preethi
Nil - i have learrnt how to make kichchdi without the required ingredients on the board n on the paper!!!!!!!

I've learnt,
That the most unexpected people can be amazingly nice...From Padma
Nil - i've leart how to crawl on the wall....padma-palli !!!!

Ive learnt,
That pessimism, sometimes helps you see the reality in situations...From Harsha
Nil - i've leart some technical soounds of talkin n FARtin......

I've learnt,
That being outspoken and frank does help...maybe not always! ;-) From Shishir
Nil - i 've learnt how to make it big....MINE IS BIGGER THAN URS!!!! UNBEATABLE

I've learnt,
That a smile does not always conceal nervousness...but hell, it does help! From Ramya
Nil - i've learnt how to have sex talk from her@@@

I've learnt,
That we should sometimes be easy going, cuz somethings just aren't worth the stress...and the amusing art of palm reading!! From Hemanth
Nil - i've learnt how to pronounce a word worse!!!!

I've learnt,
That people Sometimes aren't what they seem to be...From Jaravind
Nil - i've learnt how to b fake...n how to love a person even when u don't

I've learnt,
That what i believe is true! and there's no one whoz changing that!! From Barani
Nil - i've learnt how to sing from barani....high pitch low pitch...midium pitch....all kinda pitches!!!

I've learnt,
That bunking school may be fun!!! From...GUess who????? ok...Niranjan obviously!!
Nil - i've learnt to make him laugh....hard work to do that to him...elec lab

"live like you'll die tomorrow
Learn like you'll live forever"

Nivasses version- "LIE LIKE U'LL DIE TOMORROW
LIE EVEN MORE ..ANYWAYS U GONNA LIVE FOREVER"

Some gr8 persons are missing from the list...that means divya has missed out on some learnin thing....like KOSU

Divya

Cross the bridge when u get to it... n hope to die!!!!!!

---THE END-------------------------------------------------------------

Well, that is all people. Hope we pissed off as many ppl as we could.

Awaiting your valuable, swear-word filled comments.

Bye y'all !!

16 Comments:

Blogger tsb said...

too long post.
but funny none-the-less.
this may be the last good post from me, i ve run out of ideas for something funny :(

8:20 AM, October 09, 2005  
Anonymous Divs said...

Hey fockers...I really don't know wat to say...(sugary enough?) That was amazing to read, n extremely funny!! Nik, i shud say i thot u guys were really goin to do some 'total damage'!! Really not so...it was great. N i really din miss out kosu...hez part is there in my book. Maybe i missed out when i was typing. sorry abt that Mr.kosu. Some things were amazingly hilarious...esp bharat's...i looked like a fool laughing at the monitor! Anywayz...its two thumbs up!!

8:56 AM, October 09, 2005  
Anonymous divs said...

one more thing...seeing my name as the first thing on that post kinda freaked me out for a sec! hell, thanx!!! This feels really great! :-)

9:02 AM, October 09, 2005  
Blogger arvind caulagi said...

you people are so sad!!!!!! I did not know you people would insult me like this , by writing a blog abt hw u will suicide just because i have a girlfriend!!!!! i'm hurt!!!!!

9:18 AM, October 09, 2005  
Blogger tsb said...

Why shd you be sad because we are losers who dont have a girlfriend.
You're more manly than any of us (or maybe just me and nikhil) ever where...I never had the guts to go up and tell a girl that I liked her, whether in private or not, but you did it in front of everyone at spencers.
my respect for you just shot way up.

Go Caulagi!!!

9:32 AM, October 09, 2005  
Anonymous nj said...

hey nile sorry abt the chair
n bharath tat was funny tnx
nik i dint rember it til u mentioned it
guys it was damn funny had a nice laugh keep up the good work

10:09 AM, October 09, 2005  
Blogger Nikhil said...

Bharat, first of all, fuck you for saying that it was too long..in case u forgot, u contributed too.
And Divs, good u were kinda shocked..that was exactly the intention.
And Arvind, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? GROW UP..
We didn't insult you..if u mention someone on a blog, it's not an insult..
And I think I had written in the post previous to this one that we were totally joking..
Please stop having this humungous persecution complex (God! And I thought mine was bad).

11:44 AM, October 09, 2005  
Blogger tsb said...

abt that persecution thing,
[shishir]but mine is bigger than yours[/shishir]

7:55 PM, October 09, 2005  
Blogger Nilz said...

potttaes n pottiyas.....if u don't get that then...londas n lawndiyas.....if u don't get that too....dogs n B's...B stands for bharat...
arrite....i think post was real funny....but hey u guys {nik * TSB) became a lil senti n all....Fuckin i wrote all kkkrraaaappp!! n u guys...all nice nice things....PERSONALITY DAMAGE!!!!! for me...
anyways....what i did...ottha forgot what to write...
NIK- i'd forgotten completly abt the middle finger magnification....FucK...GP asked me what i was doing....MAN That was freakin funny...nice...
Bharat was too good....
Nilesh ./..pervert but readable...
COW!!! no insults for ya....have a great relationship.....b carefel or raksha bandhan n all....
nice...
the last impression!!!
niles

10:38 PM, October 09, 2005  
Blogger Nilz said...

cowlagi...
Fukin u tellin us sad ha...
b'tard....u get a girl n u wont even tell us ....what a freak!! those things are su'sed to go to guys first n thn GIRLS....

10:40 PM, October 09, 2005  
Blogger Nilz said...

NJ- nice nick man...
abt that chair thing...i din know what to rite...so i crapped ....no offence....
hope ppl don't mind the pervert things....if u did...by now u guys shud've been DEAD!!!

10:42 PM, October 09, 2005  
Blogger Nilz said...

FOCKERS only!!
got an idea of writing all the funny instances that had happened {correct englis??}....fuck u...during our schoolll...?what abt that...thinking....

10:44 PM, October 09, 2005  
Anonymous divs said...

hey all....i bring TIDINGS.....i have just spoken to arvind caulagi...and...he just told me hez broken up with his girl friend of one month - anoodha (anu-he calls her!!).So i just thot i'd tell all of u. I din ask him why, n he din tell me...some difference of opinion or something...he was damn sad n all...so u guys cud do something to boost his spirits....The funny part is that it ended where it started...at spencers...!! thats it.So cow's single again!

9:23 AM, October 11, 2005  
Blogger tsb said...

:(
though it may only be temporary...he may get back again.

unless this is all an elaborate ploy to get us to stop teasing him, which is silly as we stopped teasing him long ago

11:39 AM, October 11, 2005  
Anonymous Nikhil said...

Definitely a ploy.. (grrr...)

12:13 PM, October 11, 2005  
Anonymous T Srinivasa B said...

Update the blog, authors :mad::mad:

7:51 PM, October 11, 2005  

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