Our Second Joint Post

Tomorrow, the 24th of October, marks the One Month Anniversary of The Fockers' Blog.
We would like to thank all our readers for their patience, tolerance, support and encouragement.
As an Anniversary special, we decided to do another joint post.
After reading this post, I hope all of you realise just how immoral the 3 of us are.
This post is in a question and answer format.

-----Bharat's Version----------

1) Betty or Veronica ? :

Betty. Mainly because shes blonde and she cooks well (Refer to newest post on my blog)

2) Who would you rather sleep with - Hillary Clinton or Monica Lewinsky ? :

Monica Lewinsky. Atleast she's younger.

3) Your favourite comic book/superhero character :

Male - Martian Manhunter. Superman is too powerful and Batman is gay.
Female - ;)

4) How would you describe your social/love life ? :

My life solely consists of 2 things...my blog and my books. And occasionally surfing the internet for websites that proves you are a man ;)

5) France or Italy or Spain ? :

I prefer Fennch speaking Italians from Spain.
If not, then Indians.

6) Chilled beer or Scotch on the rocks or Vodka martini ? :

Beer on the rocks. With a girl...the rocks next to the sea at night with the waves spashing is so romantic.
Not that I'm romantic...I m a "local lowde ka baal"

7) You are taking a girl out for dinner. You know two restaurants - one where the
food is great, the rates not so expensive but the ambience/setting is not that great AND one expensive, classy restaurant where the food is not all that great. Where would you take her ? :

I dont think it matters. Girls have no taste in food, and I can eat anywhere as long as the food is good or ok at best.

8) Sachin Tendulkar or Rahul Dravid ? :

Saurav Ganguly.

9) Who would you rather sleep with - Rani Mukherjee or Preity Zinta or Kareena Kapoor ? :

Queen (Rani) Preity Kapoor.
If not, then 4-some :P

10) Imagine you are a girl. You meet Nilesh, Bharat and Nikhil separately and talk to each of them for 10 minutes. Tell me your impressions of them after the meeting. (You may have met them at a dating service)

What you thought of Nilesh : By the way he dresses, I think he's gay.
What you thought of Bharat : In his 10 minutes, all he did was burp :(
What you thought of Nikhil : He's too kind in real life. He's changed a lot online :P

11) Who would you rather take out for a nice dinner (dinner ONLY. No sex) - Mallika Sherawat or Britney Spears ? :

Malika Sherawat. She has bigger knockers and is not as squeeky or irritating as Britney SPears. Can you imagine my embarassment if Britney SPears suddenly starts singing "Hit me baby one more time!!".

Agggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

12) Leander Paes or Mahesh Bhupathi ? :

sorry...only bhootapee i know was our PT master in VM.

13) You know two girls. Both of them are equally pretty. One is a very rich girl, who likes you very much but not as much as the other girl. The other is very average financially but is completely MAD about you. Which one would you rather go out with (you might end up getting married) ? :

The richer girl. The poorer one would be my mistress ;)
But if you're seriously asking, then the poorer one.

14) Favourite cities that you have lived in/visited :

Madras, Bangalore>>> rest>>>>>>Toronto

-----Nikhil's Version----------

1) Betty or Veronica ? :

Veronica, I think. She has better taste in clothes and has a slimmer waist (God, can't believe I'm actually turning down a blonde)

2) Who would you rather sleep with - Hillary Clinton or Monica Lewinsky ? :

Monica Lewinsky. She's younger, and has bigger breasts.

3) Your favourite comic book/superhero character :

Male - Spiderman/Peter Parker, Batman/Bruce Wayne, Wolverine/Logan (in that order)
Female - Shadowcat/Kitty Pryde, Mary Jane Watson Parker, Narda, Lana Lang (in that order)

4) How would you describe your social/love life ? :

Oh, my social life is rocking man. You couldn't have asked me this question at a better time. Just last night... (Hey, who said anything about being truthful!)

5) France or Italy or Spain ? :

Hmm, three of the best countries in Western Europe...France for its art and women, Spain for its language and women, Italy for its architecture and women.

6) Chilled beer or Scotch on the rocks or Vodka martini ? :

Well, all the cool ppl on TV drink the martini with those two lil' olives in the glass, so I think I'll go with the Vodka martini.

7) You are taking a girl out for dinner. You know two restaurants - one where the food is great, the rates not so expensive but the ambience/setting is not that great AND one expensive, classy restaurant where the food is not all that great. Where would you take her ? :

The expensive restaurant obviously. See, any girl I'd go out with would have to be real superficial and shallow, so if I take her to some average place, that'd be the end. And girls don't eat anything anyway, so who cares abt the food.

8) Sachin Tendulkar or Rahul Dravid ? :

Till about 2 years back, Sachin Tendulkar obviously. But now, Rahul Dravid probably.

9) Who would you rather sleep with - Rani Mukherjee or Preity Zinta or Kareena Kapoor ? :

Rani Mukherjee obviously. I don't know why, but I just have a fierce sexual attraction to her. It's just sexual/physical and nothing else, which is surprising cos I usually like good actresses(am not saying that she's good, she's jus above average) for their acting and intelligence and charm also. But not this one. She's jus a hot little number to me.

10) Imagine you are a girl. You meet Nilesh, Bharat and Nikhil separately and talk to each of them for 10 minutes. Tell me your impressions of them after the meeting. (You may have met them at a dating service)

What you thought of Nilesh : God, he is sooo funny! Looks nice too. God, I want to get to know him better. In the bedroom.
What you thought of Bharat : This guy is soo funny and irreverent. I want to so totally *do* him. Right now.
What you thought of Nikhil : He's cute. And mad. I just want to *crawl* all over him.

[Yes ppl, if I was a girl, I'd be a total slut. A gorgeous, well-dressed slut!]

11) Who would you rather take out for a nice dinner (dinner ONLY. No sex) - Mallika Sherawat or Britney Spears ? :

I totally hate both of them. Both of them are whores, the only difference being that Mallika slept around to get to the top, whereas Britney started sleeping around after she got to the top. [Please excuse any puns]
But since I think Mallika is more arrogant and conceited than Britney, I'd rather go out with Britney (and make her pay the bill). Ha!

12) Leander Paes or Mahesh Bhupathi ? : Paes I think. He's more committed to playing for India.

13) You know two girls. Both of them are equally pretty. One is a very rich girl, who likes you very much but not as much as the other girl. The other is very average financially but is completely MAD about you. Which one would you rather go out with (you might end up getting married) ? :

The rich girl obviously. See, I can enjoy her riches (both money and her *other* riches) while the love lasts. After a few years, she'll divorce me (so I'll get some money also). Aur phir, I'll go after another one (if the poor one is still unmarried, her then!)

14) Favourite cities that you have lived in/visited :

Cochin (Love it to bits, even with all its shortcomings), Doha (gave me most of the things/memories in my life), Dubai (love love shopping there..only place where we do not look at the price tags), Mumbai (used to be lovely whenever I used to go when I was younger), Chennai (strictly only cos I made some very sweet friends there).

-----Nilesh's Version---------

1) Betty or Veronica ? :

I know these are cartoon char...but i don't read em' i ain't no kid!!! ill choose the best amongst them...better lookin i mean....

2) Who would you rather sleep with - Hillary Clinton or Monica Lewinsky ? :

Monica lewinsky obviously....shez a pro at that....done with bill!!!! that means shez got class!!!!
Plus, monica has got black hair....i go crazy for black long hair....

3) Your favourite comic book/superhero character :

Male - Shaktimaaan!!!!
Female - Shanti

4) How would you describe your social/love life ? :

I give myself F grade!!! i.e., i fuck around with everyone...no life ...ottha ...what love....!!!!

5) France or Italy or Spain ? :

France for fashion ,Italy for girls, espanayol!! for sex!!!!!

6) Chilled beer or Scotch on the rocks or Vodka martini ? :

Chilled beer with sky being very clear.....
I got nothing to fear ...
I'll never fuck at the rear!!!!
Fuck with proper gear...
Do a proper tear...!!!
Chair is a better position to stare...
I like one song of John Mayer!!!!
British prime roaster tony blair!!!
Any more questionair??????

7) You are taking a girl out for dinner. You know two restaurants - one where the food is great, the rates not so expensive but the ambience/setting is not that great AND one expensive, classy restaurant where the food is not all that great. Where would you take her ? :

We wud go to the expensive restaurant!!! what the fuck u need ambience for....i create my own....for sex its only situation... not necessarily i'll take food...i'll rather order a coffee...atleast i'll have fifty!!!!!

8) Sachin Tendulkar or Rahul Dravid ? :

SACHIN ..as m followin his footsteps....he's got an elder wife...i'll get a double!!!

9) Who would you rather sleep with - Rani Mukherjee or Preity Zinta or Kareena Kapoor ? :

rani mukherjeee...shez soft spoken..cos...when at nite...when we are in the flow...there'll be a rock show....her mouth will be the output...n my **** the input....that'll create a resonance...n hence...the silence of pleasure....AAAAHHHH!!!!
kareeena...too loud....preity,...bitchy!!!!

10) Imagine you are a girl. You meet Nilesh, Bharat and Nikhil separately and talk to each of them for 10 minutes. Tell me your impressions of them after the meeting. (You may have met them at a dating service)

What you thought of Nilesh : oh nilesh!!! hez funny....probably a one night stand with him...!!!!!!
What you thought of Bharat : i don't wanna be a lesbian....man he'z got a PUSSY!!!!
What you thought of Nikhil : he never takes the initiative....its only me who has to make him wear a condom...he wudn't probably know!!!!

11) Who would you rather take out for a nice dinner (dinner ONLY. No sex) - Mallika Sherawat or Britney Spears ? :

If I take mallike sherawat- there'll b sex on teh menu card for sure!!! i'll take her....
if I take britney- i'll get married...n immediate divorce after finishing the matter...so guess britney is the better option....!!!!

12) Leander Paes or Mahesh Bhupathi ? :

leader pees n mahesh thupathi!!!

13) You know two girls. Both of them are equally pretty. One is a very rich girl, who likes you very much but not as much as the other girl. The other is very average financially but is completely MAD about you. Which one would you rather go out with (you might end up getting married) ? :

I wud obviously take the financially not so strong girl....n make her strong (in bed)..

14) Favourite cities that you have lived in/visited :

Havent stayed in Mumbai...but regular visitor...i jus LOVE the city...

-----THE END----------

Awaiting your valuable comments.