Wednesday, November 23, 2005

MARKS SE NO MARKS!

Once upon a time..that is once divide by time...When MK ..yes M.kodhanthraman was young and had his pitch full of grass but now its a barren land with few tropical grasses ...wild grasses growing on his head....had a girl friend. she was only intelligent in mathematics. that is why she was his girl friend. Mk wrote a love letter. this love letter is given out by the sources exclusively for our blog.it doesnt matter if you fail in other paths of life..but u have to pass in MES!!!!

MK writes,
My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose
and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude
(likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my
heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots,
which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The
cosine of my
love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should
not resolve you
into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me
by applying
the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me
as an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on
date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my
heart would be
like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your
higher order
derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras MK
thassaaalll!!!!

10 Comments:

Blogger Nikhil said...

Man, that was funny!

He's one of the reasons I am suffering here..

7:36 AM, November 23, 2005  
Blogger tsb said...

And its due to him that I didnt hvae any problems in first yr maths.
And i dont have to take maths or physics ever again*!!!


*=Hopefully

1:50 PM, November 23, 2005  
Anonymous shiv said...

cosine of anything is only betw. -1 and plus 1.....how can it be infinity..... :D

3:29 AM, November 24, 2005  
Blogger Nilz said...

i jus hate him to the core.....core in the sense hard core....!!! whenever i see him....till now...i feel like doing math!!! oh dog!!
i was the only one who was picked all the time...!!!
he told me to go outa school once with my bag!!! lol...
i did...but only outa class!!

3:48 AM, November 24, 2005  
Blogger Divs said...

Thats was funny man nil...!! How did u fit everything in! n i din hate mk...or like him too much. But he can be really nice... n do really cute things once in a while. Basically nice person.

3:59 AM, November 24, 2005  
Blogger Nilz said...

basically a nice person!!! man!! probably u haven gone to his room n got few doses of him...though div u din do anything in school i mean ..the things what i used to do!!
but still!
he is jus n simply a BITCH!

7:01 AM, November 25, 2005  
Blogger tsb said...

mk was nice to me as well.
irrespective of what i did in school, which nearly everyone knows :P

maybe he just liked you so much and thats his way of showing it nilesh :P

8:23 AM, November 26, 2005  
Blogger Nilz said...

i jus donno man....depends who like who. definitely not my fav

11:33 PM, November 26, 2005  
Blogger tribanga said...

99% good, 98% pass, less than 98% fail in MES exam!!

hehe MK was cute da! i thought he was nice to me..but yeah he did pick on you a lot in school..i def. remember when he asked you to get out of the school with your bag..hehe...good times!

7:19 AM, November 29, 2005  
Blogger Nilz said...

good timeaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
bad time!
though he always appreciated me being the sports champ n all...

4:20 AM, November 30, 2005  

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